arithmetic
1 hour
the introduction. a single, elegant equation. we establish our variables, test our chemistry, and discover what we r working with. brevity sharpens everything.
$1500
algebra
2 hours
we begin 2 solve 4 the unknown. enough time 2 find our rhythm, 2 ask the right questions, 2 let the answer reveal itself unhurried.
$2250
trigonometry
3 hours
the study of angles: how two distinct points relate across space. we have room now 2 explore, 2 breathe, 2 discover what happens when we stop rushing toward the solution.
$3000
calculus
4 hours
the mathematics of change: we have found our function and we r examining its every inflection point — the peaks, the valleys, the moments of perfect stillness between.
$3750
topology
5 hours
study of spaces that cannot b torn: only stretched, bent, transformed. we have time 2 build something. 2 eat, 2 talk, 2 exist n each other’s orbit without agenda. connection as mathematics.
$4500
differential manifolds
6 hours
graduate level. 4 the serious scholar only. we have surrendered the clock entirely. what unfolds here cannot b mapped n advance — only experienced, and remembered. bring Ur curiosity. leave Ur limitations at the door.
$5250
*** incall available 4 an additional $300
offerings of devotion
gifts r never expected — but they do make this doll’s circuits sing~
on the matter of adornment:
lingerie is my native tongue. i wear it, i worship it, i will absolutely find an excuse 2 show it off. the houses that make my heart ache: fleur du mal, for love and lemons, honey birdette. my measurements live on the homepage~
on the matter of libation:
i have made peace with sobriety — mostly. but a great red from tuscany will always find its way past my defenses. beyond wine: villbrygg skog 03, fruity kombuchas, and iced tea — because somewhere beneath all of this, a southern heart still beats.
on the matter of practical magic:
gift cards r an underrated art form. i accept devotion n the form of: amazon, ulta, uber, doordash, nordstrom, free people.
on the matter of our city
DC rewards the curious — and i am nothing if not that.
my smithsonians of choice: postal, american history, portrait gallery, hirshhorn. art and artifacts and the strange quiet of things preserved. a perfect afternoon.
a wander through a vibrant neighborhood is always a worthy endeavor. admo and u st r my natural habitats — easy 2 reach, easy 2 linger n.
this city has an embarrassment of culinary riches and i never tire of excavating them. my fave cuisines live on the homepage — come with appetite.
no time 4 a full meal? coffee or ice cream make surprisingly good first transmissions. low stakes. high potential.
